what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wish my penis had a tongue
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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