He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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