my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.