chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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