If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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