But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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