U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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