fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
