You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Let's get the cat blown out
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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