Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.

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(702): View more from Nevada

i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life

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(630): View more from Illinois

He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.

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(915): View more from Texas

and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened

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