The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So many bounce houses so little time
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
