Where did you get a picture of my penis
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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