I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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