i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
