everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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