super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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