What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
