i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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