What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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