it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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