i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she looked like the before picture.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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