90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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