well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
how does that bad decision feel?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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