I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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