That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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