I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Couch. On fire.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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