none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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