We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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