I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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