and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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