This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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