Pappa wants mamma naked
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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