If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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