U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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