the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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