Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fuck appropriateness.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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