This girl is more easily done than said...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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