He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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