I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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