hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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