): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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