Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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