But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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