Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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