first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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