Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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did you just send me my own nude
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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