I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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