Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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