I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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