Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
In America we eat man semen.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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