my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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