I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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