guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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