K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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