My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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