uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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