It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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